This morning I went to Scripps in La Jolla to have a device called "Link" inserted in my chest. The device will record EKG data and transmit it to the doctor. The reason for this is to determine if I, like my mother, have A-fib. She doesn't feel anything when she goes into A-fib, so the doctor thought I might have the same situation. If I do, I'll have to be put on blood thinners.

The batteries will last three years, but I can keep the device in forever. I am a bionic woman.